Smart Boy+Smart naari= Affair jari
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Smart Boy+Bevkuf - nari= paw bhari

Bevkuf boy+bevkuf nari= shadi ki
tayari
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Bevkuf boy+smart nari=Boy
bhikari......

Girlfriend :- "Last night I had a dream of you"
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Boyfriend (got excited) :- "Maine kya kiya
tumhare sapne mein aa ke"
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Girlfriend replied :- We were traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the
river,
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Everyone swam to save their life but you were
still swimming and searching for someone"
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Boyfriend (with love) :- "I was searching for
you na"
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Girlfriend said :- NO! You were shouting,
"Arrey! conductor kidhar gaya 2 rupaye lene
the"

Gvernment kehti h ki ladki k padhne se ghar k 4 log shikshit hote h...............😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
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Koi ye puche ki uske college jane se jo 40 ladke fail ho jate hain unka kya ?

Ladki (रोमांटिक अंदाज में) : देखो मौसम 

कितना हसीन है.!!
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तुम्हारा क्या प्लान है जानेमन?
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लड़का : मेरा तो वही है, 178 में 1 GB का 28
दिन के लिए.!!
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लड़की (गुस्से में) : जा मर जा मोबाइल में... 😀

टीचर:-1औरत 1घंटे मे 50 रोटी बनाती है 
तो 3 औरते 1घंटे मे कितनी रोटी बनायेगी?
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बच्चा:-एक भी नही, क्योंकि तीनो मिलकर
सिर्फ चुगली करेंगी! 
~टीचर बेहोश~ 😀

hy Hindu Law doesn't permit second marriage??
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Answer:- Indian Constitution article 20(2) says: "No human can be punished twice for the same offence

That tapori feeling 
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when you throw a chana in air and it perfectly lands in your mouth