Smart Boy+Smart naari= Affair jari
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Smart Boy+Bevkuf - nari= paw bhari

Bevkuf boy+bevkuf nari= shadi ki
tayari
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Bevkuf boy+smart nari=Boy
bhikari......

Girlfriend :- "Last night I had a dream of you"
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Boyfriend (got excited) :- "Maine kya kiya
tumhare sapne mein aa ke"
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Girlfriend replied :- We were traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the
river,
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Everyone swam to save their life but you were
still swimming and searching for someone"
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Boyfriend (with love) :- "I was searching for
you na"
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Girlfriend said :- NO! You were shouting,
"Arrey! conductor kidhar gaya 2 rupaye lene
the"

Gvernment kehti h ki ladki k padhne se ghar k 4 log shikshit hote h...............😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
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Koi ye puche ki uske college jane se jo 40 ladke fail ho jate hain unka kya ?

Ladki (रोमांटिक अंदाज में) : देखो मौसम 

कितना हसीन है.!!
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तुम्हारा क्या प्लान है जानेमन?
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लड़का : मेरा तो वही है, 178 में 1 GB का 28
दिन के लिए.!!
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लड़की (गुस्से में) : जा मर जा मोबाइल में... 😀

टीचर:-1औरत 1घंटे मे 50 रोटी बनाती है 
तो 3 औरते 1घंटे मे कितनी रोटी बनायेगी?
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बच्चा:-एक भी नही, क्योंकि तीनो मिलकर
सिर्फ चुगली करेंगी! 
~टीचर बेहोश~ 😀

hy Hindu Law doesn't permit second marriage??
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Answer:- Indian Constitution article 20(2) says: "No human can be punished twice for the same offence

That tapori feeling 
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when you throw a chana in air and it perfectly lands in your mouth 

क्या आप facebook और whatsapp कि मदद से पैसे
कमाना चाहते है ??
हा तो
दोनो delete कर दो और काम धन्धे पे लग जाओ..
धन्यवाद
जनहित मैं जारी.. 

Aaj वो एयरटेल 4जी वाली लड़की💁 का सामना एक Engineer से हुआ
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बोली मुझसे पहले YouTube का वीडियो शुरू करके दिखाओगे तो life time का बिल फ्री!!!!!!!
इंजीनियर बोला ठीक हे
जैसे लड़की ने बफरिंग चालू किया!!!! इंजीनियर का वीडियो चालू हो चूका था!!!!!!
लड़की और पूरी एयरटेल वाले हैरान हो गए की आखिर में ये हुआ कैसे
जब इंजीनियर से ये सवाल पूछा गया तो वो बोला "पहले मुझे लाइफटाइम इंटरनेट दो तो ही में जवाब दूंगा!!!!"
उसकी शर्त उन्होंने मानली.और फाइनली जब उसका जवाब जाना तो सब बेहोश हो गए
इंजीनियर बोला,""पेश हे YouTube का नया offline feature""""
😅😅
Dont challenge engineer again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Explaining on phone*

He : Ab my computer pe right click karo
She : Kiya
He : Device manager kholo
She : Khola
He : Ab upar dekho kya hai?
She : Pankha. 

*Explaining on phone*

He : Ab my computer pe right click karo
She : Kiya
He : Device manager kholo
She : Khola
He : Ab upar dekho kya hai?
She : Pankha. 

Madam (boy se)- kaha h copy..?
kahan h pen?
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boy- jabse tumhe dekha..
kya copy kya pen?
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Tere mast-mast 2 nain,
mere dil ka le gye chain,
gayab h copy or kho gye pen!

Sister - Brother Stories 
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Sister :- Bhai Aate Hue Mere Liye
Dairy Milk Silk Lete Aana 
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Bro - Chal Hat 
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Sister - Uska Naam Kavya Jain Hai
Na 
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Bro- thik h le aauga 
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Sister - Nai Rehne Do 
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Bro - Aisa Mat Bol Pagli, Tu Kuch Bole Aur Mai na Kru Aisa Kabhi Ho Skta Haiii 

गर्ल्स: मेरा जानु सो गया?

बॉय: हां 😴

गर्ल्स: तो फिर Reply कैसे किया बदमाश? 

बॉय: मैं जानु का बाप बोल रहा हु..बहुरानी

😛

*Airtel 4G girl gets married*
*Husband touches her*

Girl - I'm pregnant.
Husband - Dafuq? Kuch toh gadbad hai.
Girl - Gadbad nhi airtel 4G hai 

Just Imagine Life Without BOYs
Road Silent
Collages Empty
Police At Rest
All Mobile Companies In Loss
No Sms
No Gifts
No Alcohol
No Bikes
No Couples
Which Means World Depends
On us...!!!
Boys Rock;-)

**IN SCHOOL
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WHEN YOU POINT A knife AT YOUR FRIEND.
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HE SAYS :.."Kisi Aur Ko Darana Isse..."..
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BUT
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WHEN YOU POINT A RUBBER BAND AT YOUR FRIEND 
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HE SAYS :..."Abe Paagal Hai Kya...Matt Kar....Lag Jayegi..."
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.Agree??

Boy and girl at call 📱
Boy👀 - khana khaya
Girl 🙋🏻 - hmmmm
Boy 🙇🏻- kya khaya
Boy🙆🏻- kya faltu kr svaal puchte rahte ho kuch or nhi h kya
Boy 😎-OK, tell me if RBI wants to hold the minimum rate to set the trend of higher repo rate or reverse repo rate & also exceed the difference of mid rate to invest safely in all kind of market . What should it do..??
लड़की 😳😁😯😰 - hehehe मैने खिचड़ी खाई । तुमने क्या खाया ?

In a factory: A man standing on the floor, not doing any work and looking aimlessly......
CEO of that factory came and asked his salary...
Man replied "5000 sir"
CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and told him...
"I pay people here to work and not to waste time, This is your 3 months salary.
Now get out of here. Never come back"
That guy left.............
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Then CEO asked workers "Who was that guy?"
Workers replied "Pizza delivery Boy Sir"..

Must Read Guys
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Khatarnaak Dosti
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Ek Baar

,
Main ghar der se pahuncha to
Dad ne pucha
"Kahan tha tu?
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"Maine kaha: "Friend k yahan tha.
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"Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10
doston ko call kiya.
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4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par
tha.
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"2 ne kaha: "Abhi Yaha se just
nikla hai.
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"3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle,
Padh raha hai, Phone du kya?
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."1 ne to hadd hi kar di, kaha:
"Haan Papa bolo kya baat hai
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Pitwa Diya Saaalo Ne

5 Ladke 1 Ladki ko
jabardasti kiss
kar rahe the.
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Ladki chilla rahi thi
kutto kamino
beshrmo haramjado
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Lado mat sabka number
ayga..

Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola
shahjahan ka pota. 
Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola
shahjahan ka pota. 
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Aaj hamara bhi bank balance
hota,
Agar DADA Aashiq na hota!

Boy: I Love U
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Girl: But I Love Someone Else,
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Boy: Okay, No Problem,
Ur happiness Is More
Important For Me Than Ur Love. . .
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MORAL: Jaha Aur Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte Wahan
Dialogue To Acche chipka dene chahiye

Sis : meko b chocolate de akele kha raha hai 

Me : chal bhag me ni deta 

Sis : koi bat nahi beta meri chocolate fridge me rakhi hai jab vo khaungi tujhe nahi dungi 

Me : beta ye wahi fridge wali hai 

Sis : kuttteeeee 

AIRTEL 4G GIRL TRAVELLING IN AUTO


Girl- bhaiya! aapka meter bahut fast chal ra hai,, kuch gadbad hai kya???


Autowala - Madam gadbad nahi 4g wala meter hai...
 -_-..

pehle mai bahut pareshan rehta tha.
main bahut mota tha ,
kaala bhi tha aur meri height bhi bahut kam thi ,,.

phir maine teleshopping,
ke product kareedee


Ab main chutiya bhi hun..

Airtel 4G wali ldki mere paas
aayi..
She : hi
Me : hey
She : apki favourite movie konsi
h?
Me : Pyar Ka Punchnama2
She : mujhse fast download krke
dikhao and yeh tumhara lifetime
pack..
Me : ok
1..2...3...gooo
She : done
Me : ok behen tu jeet gyi ab iss
movie
ko send krde