Smart Boy+Smart naari= Affair jari
.
Smart Boy+Bevkuf - nari= paw bhari

Bevkuf boy+bevkuf nari= shadi ki
tayari
.
Bevkuf boy+smart nari=Boy
bhikari......

Girlfriend :- "Last night I had a dream of you"
.
.
Boyfriend (got excited) :- "Maine kya kiya
tumhare sapne mein aa ke"
.
.
Girlfriend replied :- We were traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the
river,
.
.
Everyone swam to save their life but you were
still swimming and searching for someone"
.
.
Boyfriend (with love) :- "I was searching for
you na"
.
.
Girlfriend said :- NO! You were shouting,
"Arrey! conductor kidhar gaya 2 rupaye lene
the"